What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 28.06.2025 04:44
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”She is very sexyful!”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-All the bad guys are black.
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Moonraker
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Dr No
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Live and Let Die
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
From Russia With Love
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Octopussy
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
You Only Live Twice
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Goldfinger
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”Ah so!”
A View to a Kill
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Diamonds Are Forever